he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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