Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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