yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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