You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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