I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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