I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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