We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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