Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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