She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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