i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
We are two peas in an std pod
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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