u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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