Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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