I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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