Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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