I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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