talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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