you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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