Dude my mom stole all your condoms
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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