I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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