I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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