So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
this boner is exhausting
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Randomize
