The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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