her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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