when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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