is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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