it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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