Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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