i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
bring money and cleavage
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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