Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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