I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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