normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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