She went from zero to smokin in five shots
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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