thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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