I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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