I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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