Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
someone owes me an orgasm
high people should be assigned attendants
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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