so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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