If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
She has the best kind of daddy issues
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
