i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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