What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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