She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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