i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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