i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
love makes seman taste better
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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