I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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