I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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