he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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