Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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