Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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