I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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