Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Alive.
So much puke
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
