chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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