But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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