Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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